Sir, The Membership secretary informs me that our little club do now have 40,000 members. Whilst I am sure a quantity of members may be on the books yet long since deceased (indeed, some in Curmudgeon Hall have not moved much these past few days), I do
[F4M] For your daughter's 18th birthday you decided to give her the best present of her life. A thorough lesson on pleasing men. What better teacher could there be than her own daddy?~ π