The new 5.3 wyvern transportation gear is out! Now with extra tightened belts and a new configuration that keeps your hyperactive toy safe and sound. A healthy dose of our secret aphrodisiac blend will also keep them entertained! (Jack_Mulroney)
Meanwhile, in the alternate universe known as AltBoobWorld, during her weekly "Question the leader" session, the president has awarded a pay rise to everyone for being nice.