Like oh my god, you won’t totally believe this! Fuck! Why am like talking like this, as if this was not enough, I like can’t help myself! *I said as I involuntarily sent you a selfie that showed the new me, a bimbo who only wished to have fun*
Nessa has been such a good girl ever since I beat her in battle and wedgied her in front of the whole stadium. Just look at her video calling me and giving herself a wedgie with no instructions.