I'm not an exhibitionist but I like to be naked at home when my children are not there, maybe some neighbors think I'm a [neighborhoodmilf], but I don't do it with that intention.
(M4A, comedic) After falling on hard times I ended up reaching out to you, someone I somewhat knew years ago as a bit of a weirdo. You allowed me to stay with you… on the condition I became your full-time waifu! (Refs welcome!)