When you send me your wife or girlfriend to censor, it’s just about the most beta thing you can do. It means at one point you had the ability to get a woman, and now your brain is so fried you’d rather see her pixelated than in person. You really are
Your paycheck is just raw data until it hits my account. Then, and only then, does it become something beautiful. Thank me for giving your pathetic labor a purpose. Now, pump it again!