(M4A, comedic) After falling on hard times I ended up reaching out to you, someone I somewhat knew years ago as a bit of a weirdo. You allowed me to stay with you… on the condition I became your full-time waifu! (Refs welcome!)
my hairs a little messy. FYI, Indigenous People's Day 1-day discount on my OF page if you care. because I'm Native American. (and Happy Columbus Day too - this is a happy place. no room for angry uprisings! c'mon - There's BOOBS! Boobs are happy, not