Let's do it this way: you will suck me off, and I will suck your blood in return. Bad deal? Oh boy. You are not in a position to decide what is a bad deal. Cmon, focus on the frenulum, mine is very sensitive 😈🍆
JRR Tolkien created the elegant, majestic representation of Elves. Before that, the concept of an elf was just of a small creature that helped around a house.