You have the smallest fucking dick I've ever seen. What am I supposed to do with that girly dick, put it in my panties? It's a little girl's dick. It's so fucking funny. You call that a dick? A real dick fills my mouth and my hand.
Noticed this raised, red mark on my back a few days ago. It feels sort of like a blister with he loose skin and fluid. It hurt slightly when I first noticed but not much anymore. Current theory is spider bite? Any ideas/advice?