Your highschool bully just got your girlfriend and stepsister both pregnant at the same time. How are you going to explain this to your friends and family?
No woman has ever looked at your little penis and made a face like Kelsi Monroe is making at this BBC. Your tiny, pink limp noodle gets giggles or looks of disgust but never a gasp and moan with lips in the exact width of the beast in front of her.
