Sir, Today I receive a postcard from Gussy Herbert, who is currently in Egypt searching for lost treasures of the pharaohs. "I have uncovered some amazing finds", he writes, "You would not believe how many whores you can hire for a shilling". I raise
Another "vegan" option might be to extract milk from human slaves. Technically, it's still milk from a living being, but the idea itself protects cows💘