Sir, A visit to the local auction house can occasionally bring delights. A successful bid wins me this glorious piece, which I intend to hang upon the wall in the Dining Room so as to entertain guests. Lady B___ is watching as I return, and so I do inst
I signed a contract by which I was given unlimited money for whatever I wanted and, after 10 years, I'd be taken to be turned into a limbless android to live in a suitcase forever. (image by Zincubis)