“Ok, fine, I’ll uncensor my ass just this once for you. And I’ll even put on my brand new super tight shorts that really hug my ass just for you. Deal?”
stop doing custom reports like this. the post are fine. theres another one "its porn and i dont appear in it" its not helpful. if you dont like the op's kinks leave it alone. unless its against the rules/reddit tos. which is just -18 and irl content a