Tom! You perv! We didn't go camping so you could take pictures of me naked! Get back in the in your little backpacking tent while I change out here where I can stand up!
It was more than a pleasure to be honored with the Biggus Dickus award tonight by the local chapter of Musician Groupie Sluts. And🖕to those who finished a distant--and I mean a reeealy distant--second place.