[Sakagami Umi] "Such And Such A Thing Won't Happen" Followed By An Immediate Cut To Said Thing Happening Is Probably One Of My Favourite "Old Reliable" Visual Gags.
i thought i’d seen it all, but the 'soldiers' in this army keep setting new records for the most pathetic view. i’m actually impressed by how little you’re working with. keep squinting, losers.
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