If every time you tried to have sex in the doggy position it kept slipping out, it's not because she had a big ass, it's because you have a small penis lol
That necromancer thought he was clever shoving my soul into the body of the hostage. Oh what a fool he was. I may not be a man anymore but with this body, manipulating him into teaching me magic was too easy. Now that I had rid myself of him do I take hi