“Shh, we wouldn’t want your boyfriend to hear, now would we?” (I want to be your roommate, taking advantage of the way your brain turns off the moment someone takes control)

23 3

18 3

10 0

16 0

14 0

30 3

8 1

37 2

22 1

19 1

4 0

4 0

28 1

4 0

1 0

42 2