Sir, Today I discover the identity of the sender & perpetrator of the "arse" greeting card that I received not three days past. It is none other than that blaggard greengrocer, oft loitering around my backdoor, causing disturbance among my staff. I
LF Color Source: "Ah, why don't we move to another bar?", "Actually... I live in the area.", "Would you like to come over to", brown hair, glasses, blue shirt.