(M4A, comedic) After falling on hard times I ended up reaching out to you, someone I somewhat knew years ago as a bit of a weirdo. You allowed me to stay with you… on the condition I became your full-time waifu! (Refs welcome!)
Don't tell anyyy of your friends about the scale of your financial castration!! Bottle it up inside, pump yourself numb, isolate and flood your brain with porn, sexualize your trauma until you're damaged goods. Your g-spot is in your wallet now and bei