It's your birthday and you were waiting at the restaurant where you and your wife had your first date. She forgot all about it because she was treating Tyrone like it was HIS birthday by happily swallowing his third load
I might have accidentally swapped my uncle with my roommate at my university. I was planning on swapping into my uncle till my roommate came in and distracted me, causing the two to swap. My "uncle" seems pissed off but my new roommate seems excited to
