Sir, To-Day I find Maid Annie acting most peculiar. She reports seeing things that others do not, and dances around in great flights of fancy, declaring herself to be the 'lizard queen'. I do suspect that she has been at the Absinthe again.
I show face in services and I'm available to take [fet]ish requests! [piss] [scat] [farts] [armpit] [period] [spit] [cei] [feet] [raceplay] I don't [sell] physical items as of yet!