[F4A] "Sweetheart,I'm old as dirt,I'm almost reaching the point in my life where I can't have children anymore and yet you wanna date me ? Are you sure ? Aren't I too mature for you ?" (Send a starter)
Tell me what happened to you, that made you so pathetic that you get off to this level of denial. I'm literally just sitting here making thousands every week from even existing, and you don't even get to see my perfect body