(F4M) your secretary (me) messed up every paperwork and every appointment you (the boss) had that day “please no mister please dont fire me i need this job” i beg as you sit there furiously at your desk
I left my kids with their Auntie Jennifer babysitting them for the weekend. I received a text from my son titled “Is Auntie Jennifer ticklish?” with this photo attached. I replied “yes” thankful it wasn’t me