It'll be VERY hard to amuse me with that little nob you have where your dick should be. It must be very difficult to satisfy yourself, I bet you jerk it with only two or three fingers... how fucking pitiful little man you are.
Sir, I have been reading about the Wright Bros and their Flying contraptions. I imagine a future World where we all enjoy the luxury of air travel. But what of the lower classes? I set about the design of a low cost 3rd Class flying machine