These stupid peanuts turned me into some kind of elephant woman! This body’s weird and huge—both in the sense of having a larger build than a human, and just becoming a total fatass—and living like this is going to be such a humiliating pain! (RP)
Guess I got caught… hubby walked in right after I finished showing off for all the men who aren’t him. Too late now. everyone’s already seen his redheaded wife
