Meanwhile, in the alternate universe known as AltBoobWorld, during her weekly "Question the leader" session, the president has awarded a pay rise to everyone for being nice.
Aww, is that all you've got? That pathetic little excuse for a dick? No wonder you're obsessed with me humiliating you... it's the only time that useless thing gets any attention. Keep squirming, beta, I know you love being reminded of how worthless y