If you were handed this card while drinking at a bar, how would you respond?: Fuck you; fuck off; get fucked; go fuck yourself, or yeah, yeah, yeah, just gimme another fucking shot.
"They made us wear uniforms at university," she said. "Strict place," you replied. "Actually, that's where I went off the rails." "You? Off the rails? What, had your first kiss?" you teased. She just sipped her coffee, hiding a smirk as she reca