[Sakagami Umi] "Such And Such A Thing Won't Happen" Followed By An Immediate Cut To Said Thing Happening Is Probably One Of My Favourite "Old Reliable" Visual Gags.
As far as Abella Danger is concerned, if it isn’t big and black it isn’t a real dick. As far as you’re concerned, if it isn’t BBC and pixels it isn’t real porn.
![[Sakagami Umi]](https://www.nude-pics.org/pornpics-4/2026/01/31/sakagami-umi-such-and-such-a-thing-wont-happen-rZ1q9Sqk7t/sakagami-umi-such-and-such-a-thing-wont-happen-thumb.webp)
![this is your reminder to hydrate... because you're about to start sweating🥵 [Return Our 3P Tools/Apps]](https://www.nude-pics.org/pornpics-4/2026/01/22/this-is-your-reminder-to-hydrate-because-youre-ACd2OetNWS/this-is-your-reminder-to-hydrate-because-youre-thumb.webp)
