Sir, Following a dispute with the local milliner, I find myself without anyone to repair the hat I wear for Sunday best. Maid Elly offers to help, she has previously worked in such a role. My hat is returned with a remarkable velour, and many did whisper
I only fuck guys who use extra large condoms. The rest of you can drink up or fuck off. Unless you need someone to laugh at your pathetic little while you jerk it furiously and cry.
