Please please steal me from my girl… I need to be a good boy for you and I could become yours so easily right now. What’s stopping a pretty girl or “girl” from breaking me over and over.
My son is a good for nothing freeloader. Just eats sleeps and masturbates. No chores. No rent. But I still love him. Well...love his body anyway. Ya see I'm a body hopper. So he can sit back and relax as much as he wants. In return, I get to borrow his