Huh? Why am I fucking your girlfriend? Because shes my friend too! And i got told this is a great way to make someone happy. And look at how much shes smiling! She loves it! (Artiah669)
Sir, I must profusely apologise for my absence from our club. I had taken delivery of some fine Brandy at a very agreeable price. A visit from the local constabulary did alert me to some irregularities, and thus to avoid the duty men I have been touring