It was while your wife was on her knees in front of Tyrone, gazing lovingly into his eyes while swallowing the last drop of his nut juice that she had an epiphany: maybe this is what she was meant to do
u/1mNotCrAzY beat me in a battleship match 2-0. His stronger forces ultimately destroyed mine and sank my ships, as well as my waifu, Mai Sakurajima. We weren’t a match for his might.