Roooomiiiiee~~~~ today is so boooooring~ ooh I have an idea~! Hey roomie, Wanna fuck~? (I want to offer my pussy up to my roomie because I’m bored as sin)
(M4A, comedic) After falling on hard times I ended up reaching out to you, someone I somewhat knew years ago as a bit of a weirdo. You allowed me to stay with you… on the condition I became your full-time waifu! (Refs welcome!)