Remember: Before leaving home, fill up your cum-reserve and have your multiple tentacles on you at all times, in case you need to take care of two horny Spider-Girls somewhere on the way! (by me)
Sir, A ragged-clothed wench did call at my door enquiring of employment, and, as a modern philanthropist, I did immediately bring her in, remove her of her disease-ridden rags and put her so to work. Within a few months she shall be able to purchase new
