I Haven’t Heard From Melissa or Jess in a While. Clearly the Church’s Messenger Pig Is Losing Their Letters to Me. TIME TO WHIP A STUPID MESSENGER PIG!
[F4M] You've been getting taunted and shit talked into fighting at the local convention for months now. You finally relented, agreeing to the fight, expecting some fat nerd or scrawny loser. And instead the shit talker the entire time was... a masochist