You’re a camera man. A documentarian. A tripod. You’re literally demoted in your own marriage to the role of photographer. You’re certainly not going to be in any of the photos or videos so you may as well make yourself useful.
A patient "underwent subcutaneous penile injection of non-medical modeling substances for cosmetic augmentation, followed by a manipulation/remodeling procedure." Then the skin of his penis necrosed. He needed multiple surgeries to fix it.