Sir, Lady B____ returns from visiting her family, and declares that our hallway do look drab and run down. She demands new paintings and artwork to be placed such as to impress visitors. I engage maids Mary and Lizzy to help inspire me.
She wants you so bad! All those tattoos and she was so embarrassed wearing this t-shirt, but she did it anyway, all for you.
And you're still teasing her until she's a drooling little mess? You're so so cruel..