Scientists have successfully revived microscopic animals called bdelloid rotifers after they were frozen in Siberian permafrost for 24,000 years—and they were still able to reproduce!
I think some would call this taking revenge too far, but I don't care. I've had enough of this girl putting me down at every opportunity, it's time I fired back. Luckily my astral projection skills aren't too rusty, now I get rid of her and am built