Sometimes, your wife will give you a display of affection with a peck on the lips. ALL the time, your wife will give Tyrone a display of affection like THIS. The end result is his balls always end up empty and your wife's throat is always full
Sir, the lady of the house expresses her disatisfaction with her weighing scales. A new type of bathroom machine arrives from Avery & Co. Upon reading the fine illustrated instructions it appears robust enough for two or more persons.