Showering with my girlfriend turned out to be a trap. The soap she used was magical enough to reshape my body and she's given me breasts bigger than hers! I hope she just stays above the waist but no telling what the soap will do to her too.
I left my kids with their Auntie Jennifer babysitting them for the weekend. I received a text from my son titled “Is Auntie Jennifer ticklish?” with this photo attached. I replied “yes” thankful it wasn’t me
