Showering with my girlfriend turned out to be a trap. The soap she used was magical enough to reshape my body and she's given me breasts bigger than hers! I hope she just stays above the waist but no telling what the soap will do to her too.
Lady B___ do oft enquire why I spend so much time in my library. It is, I explain, because I study my books therein. There is so much knowledge and learning to be found within. Historical documents of times past that can oft educate us to satisfaction
