According to your wife, it is also traditional for the groom to remain celibate, except for his oral duties, and for her to visit the pastor regularly to "renew her vows." [no imagefap]
So many men these days feel so lost, like they have no purpose. You can fill that void by serving women! Hold your friends bags for her, pay for your friends meals, pay for her coffee, open her doors for her, offer to drive her around. Be USEFUL
(Textbased) Welcome aboard Bat Girl Airlines, Flight 69. Place your face down into the seat in front of you, and securely fasten her lips around your nose and mouth [Monster Girl Farmer][OC]