It's your friend's older sister, and she's home from college. She takes off her tank top and shorts, "Do you like it?" she asks, spinning around to face you.
Why does this keep happening to me? Every day on the way home... I have tried different trains, the bus, even walking, but always, I get pinned down, filled and left for a crowd to find me. Tell me what I did to deserve this! (Artist unkown)