Sir, Today I receive a postcard from Gussy Herbert, who is currently in Egypt searching for lost treasures of the pharaohs. "I have uncovered some amazing finds", he writes, "You would not believe how many whores you can hire for a shilling". I raise
We currently have this rule where I can play with as many cocks as I want but I’m not allowed to fuck them. I’m not sure he realises how frustrating that is. I don’t think I’m being unreasonable.