When you walk outside, you get jealous of slugs because they’re bigger than your thumbtack dick. That’s why you spend your days indoors jerking off to feet pics and sending your money to me on cashapp, you rejected freak of nature.
Don't just sit there staring and drooling like an idiot. You're not imagining this- you want me to break you and your bank account. You crave unethical. Here it is.