Poor thing~ they assigned you to my cell~ despite you being a human~ I almost feel bad for doing this to you buuut~ I wanted a warm dildo for a while now soo~
Home grown country girl, gonna give me a whirl,
On a Tennessee Saturday night.
Lucky as a seven, livin' in Heaven,
With my Dixieland Delight. - Ronnie Rogers, "Dixieland Delight" Bette's soles oc