I'd been gone from college for months ever since a bad car crash. I only returned today, though I now lived in a robotic female body instead of my male one... And a lot of the girls in my dorm really want to see exactly what my new body looks like.
You should be on your knees begging for forgiveness for carrying such a disappointing and horrendous thing around with you. Wait, I don't think anyone would notice you carrying it around with you.