With so many beta bitches constantly professing their undying devotion to her, Selena Gomez doesn’t have any need for a gym towel. If her armpits, tummy, feet or asscrack get any tiny beads of sweaty she always has a pixel cuck begging to suck it up.
The most popular sorority on campus just broke out matching bikinis for Spring Break. At least now you won’t waste your time trying to hook up with one of them.
