u/BDSM_boi forced me into submission after our games of Battleship. The only thing more embarrassing than having my ships destroyed by his missiles, was having my holes ruined by the one between his legs afterwards.
"Exploding caskets" are a big problem in a lot of mausoleums. The process of a human body decaying builds up gases that can cause a literal explosion and knock down the marble front of a crypt.
