You've been dating her for a month and all you've gotten is a hand job with a latex glove. On her FIRST DATE with Darnell (she's still dating you, BTW) she's already working on swallowing his third load
My sister thought I was stupid for going on a late-night walk like I’m back in the country. I wasn’t stupid, I was just naïve, cause everything she said would happen happened. I thought it was just movies exaggerating the truth…
