Sir, Today I discover the identity of the sender & perpetrator of the "arse" greeting card that I received not three days past. It is none other than that blaggard greengrocer, oft loitering around my backdoor, causing disturbance among my staff. I
Normal people would probably consider her to be a mean bitch, but you? You'd probably fight even harder upon hearing what kind of "reward" she has in mind, right?
